A partial explanation, as much as an explanation can be given, will be given here. Indirectly. I am trying. I try. --The Tennis Artists
Indirect Explanation no. 1 Scott: Though, every troubled academic has an eccentricity, whether it's an extreme interest in baseball, a knack for bowling, or a loud rock band. Michael: I wish my eccentric quirk was that I was Tom Waits. Scott: Well, you've got the fingerless gloves. Scott: Now, swallow thumbtacks.